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Salvoroncio Administrador
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| Tema: Chat paranoico [Omegle] Lun 11 Mayo 2009, 19:05 | |
| Pues nada, que navegando por internet he encontrado esta especie de chat, en este chat hablas con gente de forma aleatoria, y generalmente suele surgir conversaciones paranoicas XD. Probadlo a ver y contais, postead las conversaciones mas surrealistas que tengais en este hilo Para acceder a la pagina, pinchad en la imagen de arriba Por cierto, la pagina suele estar muy concurrida, por lo que es normal que si os meteis en hora punta el servidor este petao y no podais meteros | |
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Salvoroncio Administrador
Cantidad de envíos : 362 Puntos : 5826 Fecha de inscripción : 08/05/2009
| Tema: Re: Chat paranoico [Omegle] Lun 11 Mayo 2009, 19:51 | |
| Conversacion paranoica, la pongo en spoiler para el que no se quiera rayar bajando hasta el final - Spoiler:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: hi You: are you God? Stranger: No, god doesn't exist. You: why? You: why aren't you God? Stranger: Well, how can I be god if he/she/it doesn't exist? Stranger: It is quite hard to be something that doesn't exist... You: you write in my computer, you must be God Stranger: I write in your computer.... Wow, English for the win or what? You: WTF? Stranger: First of all, you type on the internet. You do not write. Stranger: And if I would write in your computer you would see text inside the computer, not on your screen. You: ok You: only a question You: I can? Stranger: Eh sure You: Do you know something about analogic electronic? Stranger: Bathroom, if you will excuse me. You: I can't say no to God! You: Where do you live? Stranger: Back, Sweden. Stranger: And no I can't say I know much about Analogue Electronics You: ooohhh You: I can't belive that God can't desing an analogic filter... Stranger: I am not God.... God doesn't exist... You: God exist, because you are talking to me You: and you are God Stranger: Meh You: 2 Gods? You: WTF!! Stranger: God doesn't exist.... Stranger: I am just a 16 year old bored dude.... You: if God doesn't exist,I don't exit too Stranger: Oh but you're not god. You: because you said I'm God... Stranger: No I didn't. You: ufff thank you, I want to exist Stranger: I said god doesn't exist and that I am not god. You: ok You: I want to say another thing Stranger: And that may be? You: Why God live in Sweeden? Stranger: God doesn't live in Sweden, because he/she/it doesn't exist. And therefore he cannot live anywhere. You: ok You: If God doesn't exist...why you talk all time about it? Stranger: And why do I get the feeling that you are a /b/ troll? You: jeje You: You are more intelligent I thougth! Stranger: Yes, I knew it from the very start, how ever I thought I'd play along. Stranger: And last time I checked /b/ didn' Stranger: t contain many christfag Stranger: christfags* Stranger: Bleh You: I must disconect
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SIEGRID Charmander
Cantidad de envíos : 159 Puntos : 5602 Fecha de inscripción : 09/05/2009
| Tema: Re: Chat paranoico [Omegle] Lun 11 Mayo 2009, 20:59 | |
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Salvoroncio Administrador
Cantidad de envíos : 362 Puntos : 5826 Fecha de inscripción : 08/05/2009
| Tema: Re: Chat paranoico [Omegle] Lun 11 Mayo 2009, 21:00 | |
| - SIEGRID escribió:
- OMG!
Si, OMG, es lo unico que se puede decir, nunca me hubiera esperado encontrarme con un personaje como ese....jaaja | |
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Ryôko Gasterópodo
Cantidad de envíos : 283 Puntos : 5731 Fecha de inscripción : 09/05/2009
| Tema: Re: Chat paranoico [Omegle] Lun 11 Mayo 2009, 21:08 | |
| Jajajaja... Pues yo estaba chateando con uno, pero me he caido y no he podio seguir... xD - Spoiler:
Stranger: hi! You: Hi Stranger: sup? You: Why? Stranger: why why? You: Are you ok? Stranger: yes Stranger: u? You: No You: I want to die Stranger: you will and we all will You: You too? You: why? Stranger: its not about wanting or dont wanting it Stranger: we all will die Stranger: 100 years later Stranger: phhvned You: ummm You: But I want to die now ... Help me to die You: I'm EMO Stranger: i can only help u to live Stranger: emos dont die Stranger: becaouse they have ways of expression for their depressions You: Help me Stranger: tell me, how can you help yourself You: I've lost hope in everything Stranger: there is no hope in everything Stranger: its a good achivement to a great knowledge You: what? You: this is a real life?
Ahí se ha quedado nuesta conversacion... Jajajaja!! Con lo bien que me lo estaba pasando haciendome pasar por un EMO suicida... xD | |
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Salvoroncio Administrador
Cantidad de envíos : 362 Puntos : 5826 Fecha de inscripción : 08/05/2009
| Tema: Re: Chat paranoico [Omegle] Lun 11 Mayo 2009, 21:11 | |
| - Ryôko escribió:
- Jajajaja...
Pues yo estaba chateando con uno, pero me he caido y no he podio seguir... xD
- Spoiler:
Stranger: hi! You: Hi Stranger: sup? You: Why? Stranger: why why? You: Are you ok? Stranger: yes Stranger: u? You: No You: I want to die Stranger: you will and we all will You: You too? You: why? Stranger: its not about wanting or dont wanting it Stranger: we all will die Stranger: 100 years later Stranger: phhvned You: ummm You: But I want to die now ... Help me to die You: I'm EMO Stranger: i can only help u to live Stranger: emos dont die Stranger: becaouse they have ways of expression for their depressions You: Help me Stranger: tell me, how can you help yourself You: I've lost hope in everything Stranger: there is no hope in everything Stranger: its a good achivement to a great knowledge You: what? You: this is a real life?
Ahí se ha quedado nuesta conversacion... Jajajaja!! Con lo bien que me lo estaba pasando haciendome pasar por un EMO suicida... xD I'm EMO jajajajajajaj | |
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Ryôko Gasterópodo
Cantidad de envíos : 283 Puntos : 5731 Fecha de inscripción : 09/05/2009
| Tema: Re: Chat paranoico [Omegle] Lun 11 Mayo 2009, 21:26 | |
| jajajajajajajajaja!!! Con esta es que me parto... Es una pena que se desconecten tan rapido... xD - Spoiler:
You: hi Stranger: hi You: how are you? Stranger: I'm good. Stranger: just got back from wurk Stranger: doing my taxes You: who? Stranger: wut You: who are wut? Stranger: wwwuuuttt r u a m You: you are stupid? Stranger: yes You: xD
EDITO: Este ha sio ahora mismo... Me he quedao de piedra... Jajajajajaja!! xD - Spoiler:
Stranger: Illuminati. You: Wow You: you are a Illuninati? Stranger: We all are.. Stranger: They are watching! Stranger: ALWAYS! You: O_O Stranger: Watching, hearing.. Stranger: This line is not safe Robert! Stranger: Hide the kids, I'll go to my mother. Stranger: The green monkey barks on Monday Peter!
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Eluvere Tux
Cantidad de envíos : 197 Puntos : 5639 Fecha de inscripción : 09/05/2009
| Tema: Re: Chat paranoico [Omegle] Mar 12 Mayo 2009, 00:16 | |
| Mirad lo que me ha pasao a mi... - Spoiler:
Stranger: hi You: hi You: are you my father?? Stranger: yes You: OH!!!!!! You: My lost father!!! You: how are u? Stranger: im ok thanks Stranger: you You: I am wrong since disappeared Stranger: whyyy? You: because you went to snuff and not return for...
Y luego se ha desconectao... xD | |
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Ryôko Gasterópodo
Cantidad de envíos : 283 Puntos : 5731 Fecha de inscripción : 09/05/2009
| Tema: Re: Chat paranoico [Omegle] Mar 12 Mayo 2009, 02:11 | |
| Yo lo flipo con el chat este... xDD Mirad lo que ma soltao un@: - Spoiler:
You: hi Stranger:why you betrayed me? Stranger:I loved you, knew? You: O_O
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Ryôko Gasterópodo
Cantidad de envíos : 283 Puntos : 5731 Fecha de inscripción : 09/05/2009
| Tema: Re: Chat paranoico [Omegle] Mar 12 Mayo 2009, 02:19 | |
| Jajajaja!! Aqui he cogido una frase y la he utilizado varias veces para ver las reacciones de la gente... xD - Spoiler:
Stranger:heyyy You: Do you awake! Go to bed! As you see your father is going to punish you. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi You: Do you awake! Go to bed! As you see your father is going to punish you. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: Do you awake! Go to bed! As you see your father is going to punish you. Stranger: no dad no
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Stranger: Evening You: Do you awake! Go to bed! As you see your father is going to punish you. Stranger:Ooh lordy Stranger:Engrish Stranger:It's, uh, 7:42 PM here... Stranger:Not very late You: ¬¬ You: Go to bed!! You: I'm your mother!! Stranger: K bro.
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Stranger: hey You: Do you awake! Go to bed! As you see your father is going to punish you. Stranger:no he's fucking sis You: O_O Stranger: it'll take a while You: I'm youe mother!! Stranger:i'm not fucking you Stranger:and my mother doesn't speak english You: es española? Stranger: mexicana Stranger: tu español o ke? You: argentina Stranger: tina? Stranger: cuantos años? You: 40 Stranger: jajaja Stranger: si podrias ser mi mama You: es que mi hijo esta en el pc You: y queria jugarle una broma Stranger: suerte con eso You: cuantos años tiene usted? Stranger: 21 You: joven Stranger: pero son 40 bien llevados? Stranger: asi es Stranger: tiernito You: esta solo? Stranger: no se Stranger: creo Stranger: si Stranger: tu? You : Boludo! Intentar ligar con una mujer de 40!! Vos sos un cerdo!!
Si, me aburro bastante... | |
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Eluvere Tux
Cantidad de envíos : 197 Puntos : 5639 Fecha de inscripción : 09/05/2009
| Tema: Re: Chat paranoico [Omegle] Mar 12 Mayo 2009, 09:52 | |
| JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAAA!!! Boludooo vos sos un cerdo!!! XDXD | |
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SIEGRID Charmander
Cantidad de envíos : 159 Puntos : 5602 Fecha de inscripción : 09/05/2009
| Tema: Re: Chat paranoico [Omegle] Mar 12 Mayo 2009, 13:21 | |
| está guapo el chat este! | |
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sefhiroth Tux
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| Tema: OTRO CHAT MÁS MOLÓN Miér 13 Mayo 2009, 00:37 | |
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Eluvere Tux
Cantidad de envíos : 197 Puntos : 5639 Fecha de inscripción : 09/05/2009
| Tema: Re: Chat paranoico [Omegle] Jue 21 Mayo 2009, 09:58 | |
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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: Hello, my name is Alvaro (male) I have 19 and I am from spain
Stranger: oke
Stranger: im Robin 17 and from Netherlands
You: u r Neandertal???
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Eluvere Tux
Cantidad de envíos : 197 Puntos : 5639 Fecha de inscripción : 09/05/2009
| Tema: Re: Chat paranoico [Omegle] Jue 21 Mayo 2009, 10:34 | |
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Stranger: asl?
You: 4 8 15 16 23 42
Stranger: fibonacci sequence?
You: NOOO
You: LOST SEQUENCE
Stranger: i see
Stranger: asl plz!
You: my name is kate
You: 27 fem Australia
Stranger: i am deniz
Stranger: 22 m turkey
You: turkey??
You: what is turkey?
Stranger: u mean where is turkey
You: i dont understand u
Stranger: its a country
You: am
You: really?
You: Its a horryble name
Stranger: its weird
You: OMG
You: im fron Justiod
Stranger: how come u dont know turkey
You: but i live in URAIDIOT
Stranger: i see
Stranger: if u skip ura
Stranger: u can find out what u r
You: ¿¿
You: ??
You: My koala fuck u
Stranger: anyone dont know turkey is either idiot
You: ??
Stranger: or ancient greek
You: im from URAIDIOT
You: its true
You: see u in Google
Stranger: just write ottoman empire
Stranger: to google
You: my koala is hot
Stranger: u'll find out where is turkey and what we r capable of
You: he need fuck u
You: KOALAAA!!!!!!!!!
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